Q. What is phudge?
A. The name of the main character in this web comic.

Q. Who's the other guy?
A. He's never asked.

Q. What are they, like cats or demons or chihuahuas or something?
A. Yes.

Q. What is chug?
A. Barely legal rocket fuel.

Q. How regularly is phudge published?
A. Every time there's an update.

Q. Can I read phudge without visiting phudge.com?
A. Yes, just subscribe to our free rss feed.

Q. How can I contribute?
A. Write a story, buy a t-shirt, or give us a link.

Q. Why hasn't my story been chosen? I spent like minutes on it.
A. It made us laugh, but not in a good way.